I apologize for nothing

The wrong way, but faster.

Dec 10, 2007 10:11pm
Awesomely, the description of EVERY product in the John Elway Home line has the following syntax: “Furnish a relaxed, all-American retreat with this generously scaled, rustic [blank] from football legend John Elway.”  Because if Elway is associated with it, you just KNOW it’s relaxed, all-American, generously scaled, and rustic.  Just like Elway. By the way, that would make a hell of a mad lib.

Awesomely, the description of EVERY product in the John Elway Home line has the following syntax: “Furnish a relaxed, all-American retreat with this generously scaled, rustic [blank] from football legend John Elway.”  Because if Elway is associated with it, you just KNOW it’s relaxed, all-American, generously scaled, and rustic.  Just like Elway.

By the way, that would make a hell of a mad lib.
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