I apologize for nothing
The wrong way, but faster.
Comment war - it's on.
OK. So. As a blogger, I must admit that I’m a total failure. I haven’t posted to this thing in like a year, and before that nobody was reading anyway.
But here’s the thing: I am growing increasingly…
This week in dork history...
(This post was written on my +3 Blackberry!)
A trillion to one
Every now and then you hear a phrase that is so perfect, you know you’ll be using it for the rest of your life. Now we have a way of measuring units of basketball futility: the trillion.
Ridiculous Elephant Painting video
let’s face it, no matter how they got him to do that, it’s awesome.
View from our hotel room in Puerto Rico
Six kinds of ouch.
Military uses David Gray against terror detainees
Poor David Gray. I mean, it’s a boring song, but jeez.
Thank god, the dog will not kill us.
Myth: Leave the puppy love to the dogs.
Fact: Typically doggie kisses are not a cause for concern, but it’s always best to wash up after being slobbered on by any animal. If the dog is unknowingly infected with parasites, they can be found inside the pooch’s mouth. Besides, you can’t be sure what Fido last licked. There have been relatively few studies, but it appears doggy kisses are not an important source of infection for people. In fact, there are fewer viruses and bacteria in a dog’s mouth than in our own. That being said, it is probably not a good idea to have your pet slobber on an infant. A bigger danger comes from petting the fur of a cat or dog whose coat is contaminated with feces or urine. I am not telling you not to touch your pets — but it is important to wash your hands (and those of your child) frequently. Also, it’s a good idea to use gloves when emptying a litter box.
Sales Genie Shocker
The CEO of the company wrote the Chinese panda ads himself. Never would have guessed that one. I mean, they looked so professional!
Some Random Super Bowl Thoughts...
- Before the postseason, the Giants were 1-6 against teams that made it to the playoffs, with only a Week 3 win against the Redskins to their name (that was repaid by a 22-10 pasting later in the season). That included bad losses to Packers and Cowboys, and a close one in Week 17 to the Patriots. That makes their run through the postseason just that much more inconceivable.
- Jared Lorenzen set Super Bowl records for cameratime by a non-playing player and high fives.
- I would imagine that, it being Monday around noon, that sales genie company is pretty much bankrupt by now. Pandas with thick Chinese accents? Really?
